10- The Saboteur: Simple game and all the collectibles and stuff you have to blow up can easily be found by buying a map for the specific region and using it to get everything. A simple joyride online can find you the rest of the trophies with guides for specific sections, prolly around 20 hours to Plat tho.

9- Fallout 3: Not as bad as people make it out to be, just make sure you FOLLOW the path. I ended up messing up and by passing a section of a mission by transporting and it glitched the trophy and i didn’t get credit for it till the point i had to redo the whole game. Be safe, and when in doubt, google it.

8- Burnout Paradise: My first Platinum, “you never forget your first” as they say. Great game and play enough of this addicting racer and you will get the platinum in no time. I did it in 6 hours. Then again, I’m cool like that, remember though, it requires a PS Eye.

7- X-Blades: Your typical 3rd person DMC clone, you follow the trophy instructions and you’ll beat it, you gotta beat it twice one for each side, Light and Dark, Light first because its harder so do it on a lower difficulty. Most of the kills trophies are stacking, beat the game in like 4-5 hours, prolly Platted in 12.

6- Terminator Salvation: Shortest trophy list ever, 12 trophies INCLUDING the plat. Only problem is the difficulty and any seasoned gamer would know to take cover, and just SHOOT. Thats really all their is. 5 hours max, one playthrough on hard.

5- Godfather 2: Another amazingly simple platty, just go through the game and keep looking at the stats and the types of finishing moves with every weapon and, pick up every weapon you find and take over ever business and you should be done.

4- Eat Lead: The Return Of Matt Hazard: Seriously, beat the game, then again on Maximum Hazard Difficulty not very hard and follow the directions in the trophy descriptions for the level specific ones and the kills trophies. Bam Plat.

3- inFamous: Follow the game, beat it on Good first then another playthrough on Hard, alternately you could play through it on Hard, first then do your second playthrough on easy. Depending if your good at open world games. As for the shards, theres a button to press to send a ping to show you where they are on the map, it takes some searching but its the most time consuming trophy.

2- Trivial Pursuit: Game + Computer= friend. Remember it saves after every question…so if you fail just turn your ps3 off before you see the save icon and you can restart if your going for the perfect game trophies. Simple.

1- Hannah Montana: The Movie: WOW, seriously. It was expected to be number 1 because only the saddest of sad trophy whores play
this. Only the most dedicated have this on their trophy list. Other than that, just yea…have fun getting a plat in about 2 hours.

There you have it, OUR list of the easiest Platinum’s ever. You tell us your list on the forums and the comments below! Lets see who’s got what, compare in our trophy forums! Peace. (Note: Sorry about the alignment of the Eat Lead and Terminator Plats, they kinda big, sorry.)

Liberator Of France

Boom, goes the dynamite.

Into The Fire
The game is so vast and huge, it’ll take you across the Paris city-state and countryside and deep within Germany itself. Besides the vast amount of story missions, racing and side missions, there’s just A LOT OF STUFF TO BLOW UP. That’s where the fun is. There are over 900 items of propaganda to destroy in the game, it’s fun and it’s satisfying, the more you do, the more you destroy and finish the story, the more color and freedom you give to the world around you. It all starts out in black and white, dark depressing tyranny, and it’s your job to shed some color on it. In a move that I can only describe as brilliant, as Paris attains more freedom, the more vibrant colors appear around you. You have to play the game to really acknowledge and appreciate this subtle value. Throughout the game, there are shops where you can buy guns and upgrade them and add things like silencers and get better weapons and even explosives. You can upgrade everything including your perks, which allow you to carry more ammo and increase your health by doing certain criteria. In these shops, you can also purchase maps that show you where all the propaganda to destroy is located in the designated area along with the postcards (items you pick up like treasures to collect for trophies) and viewpoints high above the city (think assassins view in Assassins Creed). Every car, truck, tank and racecar you collect will bring you one step closer to a perk and/or trophy. Vehicles are stored via a garage a la GTA series. Park it… done; go get another. The game’s currency, Contraband, also makes sense; it is basically stuff that was forbidden during Nazi occupation, cigarettes, liquor, which was hard to come by, books, etc. you get by doing missions and blowing propaganda up. There’s also a hidden next-gen version of duck hunt in the countryside, it’s a ‘great little Easter-egg’ and also a trophy. There is no shortage of things to do in this title, well until you’ve done everything that is, then you can just randomly kill pedestrians, but that’s mean!

Perty Colors!

The Legend Begins
There is no online to this single-player opus that is The Saboteur, but I don’t see what’s wrong with that. Are we that spoiled of gamers that we can’t appreciate the single-player experience no more? Did San Andreas have online? Did Saints Row 1? Did GTA 3 or Vice City? Heck no. But you know what The Saboteur has that they don’t? Nudity. Yes kids, this is an M rated game for a reason, if you purchase it, it’s packed with a code to download Midnight Show which will allow the women in the brothels to bare all, along with a backstage pass. Or, you could rent it and purchase it, or even if the copy you bought didn’t come with said code, it’s only a few bucks and besides nudity, it also gives a few added safe houses to hide from the Nazis. So it’s worth the few bucks. The Saboteur is one wild ride of a game, from racing a car at breakneck speeds, breaking Nazi necks, and sneaking around Paris, blowing stuff up, taking their outfits and impersonating a general, and walking right past security into a prison to break out your comrades, yea the AI is that cool that if you don’t walk like them, you will get caught. Oh, and you blow up trains, too. Basically if you don’t like explosions, this game isn’t for you. Still here? Good. The ending is something to leave the player wanting more, not to say there is no justice; oh there’s justice. I’ll leave it at this; expect to see more from Sean Devlin in the near future.

Quick Facts: Third-Person Shooter, Sandbox,World War 2 Time Period
Fun Game And Great Story
Positive: Stellar presentation, Art Style Is Superb
Plenty Of Missions And Objectives To Accomplish
Exhilarating Story
Negative: Once You Accomplish Everything, That’s It. No Replay Value
Story Itself Is Short
Some Glitches Are Apparent
Multiplayer: No
Difficulty: 3/5
Developer: Pandemic Studios
Publisher: Electronic Arts
ESRB: M
Length: 10-15 Hrs, More If You’re A Perfectionist
Systems: Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and PC
Release Date:
NA: December 8^th, 2009
EU: December 4^th, 2009
SCORE: 9.0

Anthony (ShadyDevil) DeCicco